Dear Sirs,

Just a reminder to your younger readers.... Tapping your heels together three times doesn't necessarily mean your going to end up in Kansas.

Sincerely,

(Former) Senator Larry Craig

Mens Room, Minnesota

P.S. Since I'm being forced to leave office, I've decided to start my own business. Stay tuned for exciting news about a lineup of new Senator Craig endorsed products, like tap shoes and soap on a rope.

Dear Sirs,

I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about those starving kids in Africa and elsewhere, bitching about  that mashed potato slop they have to eat.

That ain't nothing compared to what I have to eat night after night.

Yours Truly,

Kelli O'Donnel

Rosie O'Donnels life partner

 Dear Sirs,

Dear Sirs,

A lot of people have asked me what really went on between me and President Bill Clinton, but I'm not telling. My lips are sealed.

Monica Lewinski

Bimbo, New York