Highlights of tonight's television programing schedule....

MY THREE BUNS

Fred MacMurray stars as a middle-aged widowed father who mysteriously develops a third buttock. In tonight's episode, Uncle Charley suffers an anxiety attack as he tries to determine how much toilet paper the family will now need on a weekly basis.

LANCING WITH THE STARS

Combine sword fighting with inexperienced celebrities and you've got mayhem! Tonight, three members of "High School Musical" suffer fatal injuries, while 12 others are hospitalized after being humiliated in a grudge match with  the cast from the movie "You've Been Served." (Last show of series).

NOT SO HAPPY DAYS

After Fonzie is jailed on charges of selling crack cocaine, Mr. and Mrs.Cunningham discover some dark secrets when they try to rent his room out to someone else. Such as what really happened to Richie's older brother, who was thought to have moved away to college and that Potsie and Ralph have been stealing Mrs. C's underwear.

DEAL OR NO DEAL

The tension mounts as terrorist groups try to decide whether to accept the banker's offer or hold out in hopes that the case they selected contains a cache of plutonium. 

THE SAMMY DAVIS JR. "ALL EYES ON CHRISTMAS" VARIETY SPECIAL

Staring Sammy, Sandy Duncan, Stevie Wonder, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes and Ray Charles with a cameo by Jose Feliciano. Highlights include Sammy and Sandy in a "winner take all" glass eye marble match and the whole gang participating in a poisoned-tip darts playoff.