Dixie Redhead

    Gender: Female
    Location: Down in Dixieland
    Relationship: Married
    Orientation: Straight
    Children: Proud Parent
    # of Kids: 2
    Body Type: Average
    Height: 5'6"
    Religion: Christian - other
    Ethnicity: Alien
    Skype: i give up what?
    AIM: nope
    Yahoo: nunya
    MSN: nada
    Gmail: nopers
    About Me: Roll Tide Roll. I like to knit socks. ohh, I know I'm a wild girl ain't I?
    Music: Classic Rock- Journey, BonJovi, Aerosmith, Eagles, Zepplin, Skinnard,etc. Classical, Jazz, Old Standards, like Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella, etc.
    Movies: Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, gone with the wind, To Kill a Mockingbird, Top Gun,Footloose, Dirty Dancing.
    TV: TvLand series. Andy griffith, Days of Our Lives, Roswell Series, Ghost Hunters, and most anything on the History channel.
    Books: Reading makes me itchy.
    Likes: Italian Food. Warm Blankets. Hot Tubbing in the snow. Spending time with my kiddos. Terrorizing my cat. Candlelit baths, reading some magazine and relaxing.
    Dislikes: snotty people. broadcast news reporters. annoying commercials, jingles, and repetitive phone numbers on the radio. know-it-alls, know-nothings, and those who are in charge for all the wrong reasons.
    Hobbies: knitting, cooking, taking up space, and keeping the recliner warm when I'm at home. *wink*
    Vices: chewing gum, singing off-key, and pretending like I'm listening, when I'm really not. Waving at people when I'd rather be flipping them off.
    Virtues: What is a virtue? I do not know, therefore I have none.
    Heroes: God, Wonder Woman, Garfield, Paula Deen, and my hubby.

    An actual note left in the mailbox

    Saturday, February 2, 2008, 07:57 PM [General]

    I'm typing word for word what this note said. I kid you not.

    Dear: Mail dispencer:

    I need another small favor. I want to pruchase some stamps from you if possible. WE need 12--41cent first class stamps, and 8--4 cent stamps or 32--1 cent stamps if at all possible it would be greatly appreciated by my family and myself. If you have several different flavors of stamp would you please come to my house and let my wife choose what flavor she likes the best. but only problems is that I don't have 45.24. I only have 10.24. So if you have change hook it up if not just put it back and we will try again tommorrow day.

    also if you have any height measurement for a new post and box please leave me some please or how high that you prefer and it shall be done. that old one has seemed to have got the lean on. more than likely rusted almost to nothing in the ground.  thanks again. please write down your name for me on our mail please.  sorry to trouble you.

     

    scary huh?

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    Rosebuds & Hanging Baskets

    Saturday, February 2, 2008, 04:08 PM [General]

    A teenage grandaughter
    Comes downstairs for her date
    With his see-through blouse on and no bra.
    Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
    Telling her not to dare go out like that!
    The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams.
    These are modern times.
    You gotta let your rose buds show!'
    And out she goes.
    The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
    And the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
    The teenager wants to die.
    She explains to her grandmother
    That she has friends coming over
    And that it is just not appropriate....
    The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie.
    If you can show off your rose buds,
    Then I can display my hanging baskets.'
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