I'm typing word for word what this note said. I kid you not.

Dear: Mail dispencer:

I need another small favor. I want to pruchase some stamps from you if possible. WE need 12--41cent first class stamps, and 8--4 cent stamps or 32--1 cent stamps if at all possible it would be greatly appreciated by my family and myself. If you have several different flavors of stamp would you please come to my house and let my wife choose what flavor she likes the best. but only problems is that I don't have 45.24. I only have 10.24. So if you have change hook it up if not just put it back and we will try again tommorrow day.

also if you have any height measurement for a new post and box please leave me some please or how high that you prefer and it shall be done. that old one has seemed to have got the lean on. more than likely rusted almost to nothing in the ground.  thanks again. please write down your name for me on our mail please.  sorry to trouble you.

scary huh?