ruralone

    blind bunny

    Tuesday, March 18, 2008, 10:37 PM EST [General]

    this just reminded me of our union reps & postal management so i had to post it!!

    happy easter all!

    Blind Bunny 
               
       One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the
     bunny trail and  tripped over a large snake and
     fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little  nose.
        
    'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't
     mean to trip over you, but  I'm blind and can't
    see.'
     
       'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake.
     'To be sure, it was my  fault. I didn't mean to trip
     you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you 
    coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'
        
      'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm
     blind, and I've never seen  myself. Maybe you could
    examine me and find out.'
     
       So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said,
     'Well, you're soft, and  cuddly, and you have long
     silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear
     twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'
        
       The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by
     the way, what kind of  animal are you?'
      The snake replied that he didn't know either, and
     the bunny agreed to  examine him, and when the bunny
     was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what  kind of
     an animal am I?'
       
       The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he
     replied, 'You're cold, you're  slippery, and you
     haven't got any balls....You must be a POLITICIAN.'

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    funny

    carrie
    March 19, 2008
    06:58 AM EST

    Good to see you back on here. Love it!

    Spauldo
    March 20, 2008
    02:30 PM EST

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