I have noticed that for the last few weeks when I have visited this website, I keep viewing the same two ad banners over my home page. The same royal blue banners that read "Obama '08" or "McCain '08" Currently, Insane McCain is perched on top of my page. I miss some of those old ad banners, like "The Lesbian Test."  I clicked their banner and passed their test with flying colors. I love women and I am a lesbian. Perhaps next week, I will be dancing with Ellen Degeneres if Portia will let me.

I decided to take action and make my own banner to view before seeing the rest of my homepage. Not a bad choice either and why not PostalTexan in 2008? I can think of many positives why she would make a great first female president. Has she ever lied to you and wrote blogs and articles from both sides of her mouth? Of course not! Has she ever been caught in a sex scandal involving Chippendales dancers? I don't think so.! Did she ever seek counsel from a radical pastor from the Holy Church of the Cosmic Muppets. Absolutely not! And I know for a fact that PostalTexan was not present at the White House when they pushed NAFTA through and she has NEVER once raised taxes. PostalTexan's record is spotless.

I am just tired of hearing about politics. It is on the internet, television and billboards that I pass by going to work. I live near Denver where the Democratic National Convention is taking place. The Denver Police have ordered extra security equipment such as heavy duty chains, ropes and handcuffs. And this is only for Bill Clinton's suite - it is worse elsewhere. I am hoping these delegates and visitors from out of state adjust to the altitude of the Mile High City. Newcomers may experience something called "altitude sickness" with symptoms of dizziness, nausea, forgetfulness and the ability to make clear decisions. For those watching the news outside of Colorado - if hear about these kind of symptoms going on at the DNC...um....it's just the altitude.

America is a free country and it is our own votes that will decide the outcome. Let the best man win......or the best woman. Vote PostalTexan in 2008.

My name is Mark and I approve this message.