I wish I was making this stuff up....really.

This morning I gathered up my two boys and ventured out into the sleet and ice (like a moron) to get my beloved BIG diet coke from the McDonald's down the street.  When I get to the first window to pay, the very young girl who was working the window asks me how old my boys are.  I said, "4 and 8".  She then looks at me and asks, "Are they twins?"

First I thought she was kidding...then I saw the serious look on her face.  Then I scan my brain quickly to try to figure out what the hell made her ask that question.  I then realize that my boys have the same kind of coats on.  (????) 

You don't know how close I came to responding, "No, they're triplets, I'm expecting any day now!"

HA