Why, Why, Why,



Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks
charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when
they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
with their vacuum cleaner, then reach
down, pick it
up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum
one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end
on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing
so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't
all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why
don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to
knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as
it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity is that
one out of every four persons are suffering from some
sort of mental illness. Think of
your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it 's you.~~~