# Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
# Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
# Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
# "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
# To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
# You want to see if it's like the dream.
# People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
# Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
# Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
# No one steals your chair.