A Priest wanted to go to the post office. He asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The Priest said to the boy" Thank you. Come to the Church tomorrow and I will show you the way to heaven. The boy turned andn said
"But you don't even know the way to the post office".

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A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"

The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."

"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."

The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"

"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"

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The other day at the Post Office here in I gave the clerk

a word of thanks.

She dropped it.

I remember when the Postal workers started a slow-down strike

for a pay raise.

They had to call it off -- nobody noticed.

I give 'em this though. The rural letter-carriers are more

considerate than their urban counterparts. All of the packages

marked "Fragile" are thrown underhanded in the rural stations.

One good thing about the Post Office -- it's over 200 years old

and yet it's never been hindered by progress.

A lady bought a stamp at the post office

and asked the clerk,

"Shall I stick it on myself?"

The clerk replied, "It'll get there faster if you stick it on

the envelope."

Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?

You wouldn't get it.

What do you call Bob the Mailman after he gets fired?

Bob.