True Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like
a
spider monkey.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must
be
involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?'
you may ask; because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.