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Beth aka. *SS*

Gender: Female

Location: Indiana

Orientation: Straight

Children: Proud Parent

# of Kids: 1

Body Type: More to love

Height: 5'4"

Religion: Other

Ethnicity: Alien

About Me: http://ruralinfo.net/ruralmailtalk.html

http://www.quicktopic.com/mytopics

http://inrurallettercarriers.ning.com/

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TV: I prefer a good book to a television set. But i will watch just about anything.

Books: I love Steven King, Laurell Hamilton, Charlene Harris and Anne RIce! Avid Reader..you name it I have read it!! I recommend Anne McCaffrey and Mercedes Lackey too..Got to love dragons and elves!

Likes: Corona and Lime..McRibs..Marlboros..peanut butter balls! Elves dragons and squirrels and yorkies!! I like just about everyone even rude people! Kelly and Angie are my best buds...they are both on here visit their profiles!!!I like Larry the Cable Guy((hes hot)))LMAO. I love animals!

Dislikes: I dont like water bills. Absolutely detest tomatoes. I dont like being lied too by people who shouldnt be telling fibs. I dont like Reba McIntire or that Nanny lady Fran. I dont like people who are mean to animals.

Hobbies: SLeeping!!! Softball and Reading!! I like to shop sometimes..not alot. I love to dig in the dirt and plant flowers. I spend alot of time on my flower beds...my specialty is roses.

Vices: I smoke and drink and cuss like a sailor~! Also I have been told I'm greedy cause i wanna work all the time...im addicted to caffeine and cookies and Mcribs! I will do just about anything for Peanut butter balls and fudge!Im addicted to Quiznos steakhouse beef dip subs!

Virtues: If I like you, I like you period, and will help you anyway I can. I always pick up strays or at least feed them. I speak my mind which is sometimes NOT a virtue. I am down to earth with my feet firmly planted in reality...once again not good sometimes.

Heroes: hmmm this is a tough one...obviously our troops are heroic...anyone who will help someone for no personal gain.

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ZOMBIE REINDEER...perfect gift for the holidays...

Sunday, December 6, 2009, 09:20 PM EST [General]

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!

YOU!! yes you!! Can rent your very own ZOMBIE reindeer!!! Little JIMMY wont settle down and be good ? He wont pick up his toys? Well in this one and only ONE time offer...we GUARANTEE your little darlings..will be SUPER good right up until December 25th!!!

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DISCLAIMER: zombie reindeer contains small parts..and may constitute a choking hazard...NOT FOR CHILDREN under 2.....ALSO : not EFFECTIVE as POSTAL MANAGEMENT DETERENT!! zombies eat BRAINS....upper management DOES NOT POSSESS those...so is unaffected by zombie reindeer!!!

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Does NO ONE BLOG anymore?

Saturday, October 17, 2009, 10:45 PM EST [General]

SHeeeshhh..does NO one blog anymore? wtf? you can write anything you want..kind of like this..just give us something to read...some reason to check in...something..I dont care if you blog what you had for dinner...just something..heck post some pictures...dont have any of your own? find some on the interent...sad sad sad it is indeed OBE ONE...to be floating alone out here in cyberspace......