Beth aka. *SS*

    Trolls in POV's

    Thursday, January 3, 2008, 08:58 PM EST [General]

    Anyone else have problems with trolls in your POV? MY blazer starts on minute wont start the  next minute. It growls and clanks and thumps! The steering and electrical systems go haywire and then fix themselves! Kicks, threats and thumps with your fist all seem to scare the trolls into behaving themselves for a short period of time. One explanation could be mechanical failure but I dont think so. It isnt like I drive like a crazy person or anything like that.(HA) Things that are broke just dont fix themselves.

    I am conducting secret experiments to revise a troll cure that involves chicken feet, magic dust and Holy water. Once i patent it I plan a mass marketing to all rural carriers for the cure of troll related issues, however, it will not be available for postal owned vehicles since we need to conserve the wildlife and trolls seem to prefer any autos that frequent postal lots. We got to provide them some place to live. 

    *footnote** I havent lost it just having some fun but i DO have trolls or gremlins.

    Gremlins 

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