fade in....

"Oh Patch...you big strapping young man, you just make my poor heart race everytime I watch you load the mail in that vehicle...." She grabs him by the hand and places his palm over her rapidly pounding pulse...and proceeds to bat her fake eyelashes at him.

Patch: "You know how it is babe...gotta earn the money anyway I can...Its tough to be a sleazy biker dude wanna be and to be so pretty. This sort of job is not in keeping with my usual tough guys image.."

girl: "but patch...i just know you will work for little old me this saturday so I can be off...I got a hot date with Roman that I really want to keep. Please....isnt there something (eyebatting) that I can do to persuade you?"

Patch..."Honey...what did you have in mind?:"

girl..:"well patch, since it is you...I will never take off the day after a holiday, I will case all your mail, deliver all the adovs, whatever you want...Ill even bring you breakfast on the days that you work...just please...say you will be my sub forever and ever and never leave me.."

ENTERS THE OTHER WOMAN

OTHER WOMAN: (stomping up to snag hold of patch) " I just knew I couldnt leave you two alone without you trying to steal my love and my sub away...you good for nothing B*&^h....(shoves girl) get away from him...dont you know a good sub is hard to find?"

CAN YOU TELL I NEVER WATCHED THESE? IM NOT SURE WHAT ANYOF THEMS NAMES ARE I KNOW PATCH AND ROMAN WAS ON ONE OF THEM...JUST NOT WHICH ONE...DOES ANYONE BUT ME FEEL LIKE WORKING AT THE PO IS LIKE LIVING IN ONE? THE DRAMA JUST NEVER ENDS....