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    McDonalds girl toys on the moon

    Sunday, July 6, 2008, 08:08 PM EST [General]

    What do you do when you take a boy child to Mcdonalds and they give them a girl toy in the happy meal?

    You save the girl toys...that caused such offense in the first place....duct tape them to a really large left-over Fourth of July rocket...and launch those bastards into outer space! I got my set of large rockets...now I got to go to my little buddys house and send those sweet little dollies through the Orion radiation belt and onto a long term lunar vacation.

    Im really hoping the duct tape or the weight of the dollies doesnt interfere with the rockets aerodynamics....and end up with them spitting sparks on top of the neighbors houses! although whatever the outcome...im sure my little bud will get a huge kick out of it !!! Pictures to follow......


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    Next time buy bigger rockets moron..that actually fly up in the air...we shall try this again...NASA...we had a failure to launch!!!

    Beth aka. *SS*
    July 06, 2008
    11:07 PM EST

    thanks for a smile on a pre-work Monday morning :P

    carrie
    July 07, 2008
    07:00 AM EST


    How dare they give him a girl toy!! The toys are the best part of the Happy Meal! Diablo thinks they are great chew toys :)
    I love the idea of shooting one of toys into outer space. McDonald's should bring back the Changeables...um...not that I....er....buy Happy Meals for myself.

    Mark
    July 08, 2008
    08:13 AM EST

    Strap her to one of those moonbeam missiles. That will git-r-done.

    Fireworks are illegal in Ohio...on the 4th the Phantom fireworks store was PACKED.LOL We can buy them but we can't ignite them. Yeppers, the state of Ohio collects tax dollars on illegal items.

    They may be illegal, but for some reason everyone on my street was letting off fireworks on the 4th. LOL We have a city police and county sheriff on our road and they were outside in their yard watching the festivities.
    Shhhhh...All,I can say is.....those moonbeam missiles can fly!!!!!

    Spauldo
    July 09, 2008
    07:28 PM EST

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