Twas the first week of mailcount...and all thru the office....
the craft was sure nervous wondering what this one would cost us....
the guages were whirling..the parcels were fought...
the questions ignored...they mattered naught...
the NRLCA oblivious. their heads in the sand..
while the plotting and scheming got out of hand...
Us with our markups...
Them with their pens....
we wrote it all down...
they redlined it again...
HURRY up and load...
you lazy slow ****...
"your killing my bonus.."
and griping my grits....
the pm he glared..and rolled his jacket sleeves of tweed...
you carriers are egotistical,self centered, full of greed...
How many minutes DO you really think you need?
NO hold credit...no r time..no questions to address...
we pay you to do it...
its built into this mess....
If we dont get you this time..
next time will be better...
well take that flat count...
and make it less than a letter...
Potters big raise...who funds that you think?
you silly rural carriers...we think you stink...
your slackers and cheats...and lazy to boot...
running home early with all that unearned loot,..
that money we NEED..
and were gonna take it...
what you crying for?
you didnt MAKE IT...
so take your mailcount...
your evaluated system you defend...
and see how that works...when we screw you in the end...
sure now we need you...
the mail must go thru ....
drive your own car...
and pay for it too...
be glad for your job...you got one you see...
just leave it to us..youll be working for free
Give up your raises....
to your managers BOW...
your union wont help you...
HOW we looking now?
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Very funny!
Tom07:19 AM EST