How much longer we gonna have to watch all the election crap on TV? I actually got up looking to watch the news for hints to the conspiracies out in Texas...and the only coverage i seen was.....

                      Obama said this...McCain did that...Sara Vs. Hannity....Bush did this...Bush said that.....Bail out the banks...DOOM AND GLOOM.....

I for one think they should just vote tomorrow and end the torture...EVERYONES minds are already made up! STOP The madness..! I hate elections...I Hate election MAIL....enough is enough already....

YOU all with me? I know some really enjoy the democratic process and all that goes along with it...but to me its just senseless mudslinging and a waste of resources all the way around. Instead of reporters out there reporting the state of the world...they are all focusing on the he said she said...that we have heard a hundred times so far and with 10 different twists...

ON a lighter note..i think i will just turn the boob tube back off and curl up with my Twilight books and say hell with it...Thanks Mark for the heads up on those...Thank God at least i can find something to stimulate my mind...cause the elections sure wont...they will just give you brain rot!

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Every time I log in here...Im greeted by that cat in the tin-foil hat...I got to say...that is truely disturbing....I really feel sorry for that poor cat in the tin foil hat....Mark is smart...but has no heart...to put a cat in a hat  like that.....

That poor cat...in that shiny hat...should never have been subjected to that....what would the crew ....of that cat dooo....to get that cat.....out of that hat......

Thing 1 and Thing 2.....what would they do...if someone stuck them...in a hat that made them look like a bat?

DR. SUES got nothing on me baby...this started as a blog about that freaky cat picture.,.and went BAD!!!(lmao) I couldnt help myself...I reckon I will make internet headlines now for senseless blogs that really suck...but thats okay...I will live to blog another day.....

I hope everyone had a good week..this first week of September...I really thought I was going to have a stellar one....but things didnt go as planned...I got a ticket...My blazer wont stay running...and i got a smartass teenager who wont listen to her teacher...who likes to call me at home and report the crazy behavior....

Who would have thought? with the short work week...i was very optomistic for a lovely week indeed...and its sucked...I know im not the only one tho...Marks underwear drawer is a mess....Carrie had to shop in a for real honest to goodness Piggly WIggly...(if she didnt get blowed away today)  Pt had mail stacked to the ceiling ...and spauldo has got a nasty LLV!!!

You know the one thing that makes all these little curves life throws at you bearable? You got friends Peeps!!! Sometimes just reading other peoples blurbs about their little irky things can make you laugh at your own...which is a very good thing....

So as we enjoy this (whats left of it) weekend...everybody SMILE and say i got friends....

Well now you all...I just had to share my latest supersub weekly highlight......

In case you didnt know..I took great pride in having the perfect driving record..NO accidents that I have caused...NO tickets...no Record PERIOD.....all of that changed yesterday...when i had a run in with a wet behind the ears ,to young to shave NEW state cop.

I was just puttering along minding my own business when out the blue....whoo whooo whoo...PULL OVER PULL OVER....No it wasnt Eddie Murphy doing his gay RAW act...it was the boys in blue...pointing at me? AT ME? I pried the cell phone from my ear..and pulled to the side....then here comes pre-pubescent Barney....."MAM..do you know why I'm pulling you over today?" I sat for a second...and said..."nooo"

"well MAM..you arent wearing your seatbelt.." WHICH i proceeded to pull out from under my arm pit and say "yeah i am..." Lets see now...its 100 degrees...i drive a black truck..im short...you have to tuck it or risk 3rd degree burns to the whole side of your neck..not only that....if you dont tuck it...and you are under 5'6 you wreck...the DAMN thing is gonna decapitate you.....THAT MEANS CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF....AS IN WHACK...OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.....

anyhows...the little turd in blue says..."MAM...im not arguing with you...you arent wearing it correctly..the Indiana State Police does not give warnings...heres your ticket..."              Well...we all know a seat belt ticket isnt nothing to get excited about..a whopping $25 fine..no biggie...DID I MENTION I HAD A PERFECT RECORD? all up until some little sawed off snot decides that not only can they tell us to wear the stupid thing..they can tell us HOW TO WEAR IT? NOt to mention...he kept calling me mam...I HATE TO BE CALLED MAM>..Im not a MAM...never have been never will be...thats a title reserved for the grey haired church matrons .....

to make a long story short..if i had just taken my ticket and shut my big mouth..i would have been off and gone...in 15 minutes and $25 dollars lighter in the billfold...but we know i can never shut my big trap...so i set there for almost 45 minutes...while McGruff the crime dog ran my plates...my insurance...my license....and i still got my ticket...and was late to work to boot...

guess I will have to go see the judge and argue with him some if i wanna get out of it....the MORAL of this story is...take your ticket...and BEWARE of the kiddie cops with something to prove!

I dont know about the rest of you...But I absolutely dont wanna go to work!!! Whatever possessed me to take so many days off was definately evil...as long as i work all the time it dont bother me...but give me several days off in a row and you are asking for problems....I am going to have to do some serious soul searching over the next few days...just to make up my mind whether or not I feel the need to continue to work all the time. Some days I think...well what would you be doing if you dont go to work...and then somedays its WOW!!! look at all i could do and get done if i didnt.

The thing that stops me dead in my tracks is this...if I did quit eventually I would lose touch with all the great friends Ive made here and other places online...when you no longer can relate to what they are telling you..it kind of makes you irrelevant. So I guess Im just gonna have to suck it up for a while longer...and get out of my PJ's and go do something...welllllll...i guess if im going to go to the trouble to get dressed i guess i might as well.....you guessed it....GO TO WORK you lazy girl....Labor day is over...what do we got to look forward to next?