Friday, September 5, 2008, 11:25 AM EST [
General]
Well now you all...I just had to share my latest supersub weekly highlight......
In case you didnt know..I took great pride in having the perfect driving record..NO accidents that I have caused...NO tickets...no Record PERIOD.....all of that changed yesterday...when i had a run in with a wet behind the ears ,to young to shave NEW state cop.
I was just puttering along minding my own business when out the blue....whoo whooo whoo...PULL OVER PULL OVER....No it wasnt Eddie Murphy doing his gay RAW act...it was the boys in blue...pointing at me? AT ME? I pried the cell phone from my ear..and pulled to the side....then here comes pre-pubescent Barney....."MAM..do you know why I'm pulling you over today?" I sat for a second...and said..."nooo"
"well MAM..you arent wearing your seatbelt.." WHICH i proceeded to pull out from under my arm pit and say "yeah i am..." Lets see now...its 100 degrees...i drive a black truck..im short...you have to tuck it or risk 3rd degree burns to the whole side of your neck..not only that....if you dont tuck it...and you are under 5'6 you wreck...the DAMN thing is gonna decapitate you.....THAT MEANS CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF....AS IN WHACK...OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.....
anyhows...the little turd in blue says..."MAM...im not arguing with you...you arent wearing it correctly..the Indiana State Police does not give warnings...heres your ticket..." Well...we all know a seat belt ticket isnt nothing to get excited about..a whopping $25 fine..no biggie...DID I MENTION I HAD A PERFECT RECORD? all up until some little sawed off snot decides that not only can they tell us to wear the stupid thing..they can tell us HOW TO WEAR IT? NOt to mention...he kept calling me mam...I HATE TO BE CALLED MAM>..Im not a MAM...never have been never will be...thats a title reserved for the grey haired church matrons .....
to make a long story short..if i had just taken my ticket and shut my big mouth..i would have been off and gone...in 15 minutes and $25 dollars lighter in the billfold...but we know i can never shut my big trap...so i set there for almost 45 minutes...while McGruff the crime dog ran my plates...my insurance...my license....and i still got my ticket...and was late to work to boot...
guess I will have to go see the judge and argue with him some if i wanna get out of it....the MORAL of this story is...take your ticket...and BEWARE of the kiddie cops with something to prove!