Anyone else have problems with trolls in your POV? MY blazer starts on minute wont start the next minute. It growls and clanks and thumps! The steering and electrical systems go haywire and then fix themselves! Kicks, threats and thumps with your fist all seem to scare the trolls into behaving themselves for a short period of time. One explanation could be mechanical failure but I dont think so. It isnt like I drive like a crazy person or anything like that.(HA) Things that are broke just dont fix themselves.
I am conducting secret experiments to revise a troll cure that involves chicken feet, magic dust and Holy water. Once i patent it I plan a mass marketing to all rural carriers for the cure of troll related issues, however, it will not be available for postal owned vehicles since we need to conserve the wildlife and trolls seem to prefer any autos that frequent postal lots. We got to provide them some place to live.
*footnote** I havent lost it just having some fun but i DO have trolls or gremlins.
Saturday, December 29, 2007, 09:34 PM EST [General]
Anyone ever had a pooch thats had a false pregnancy? If not would you like one? Im going bonkers right along with my pooch! My chiuahua is going thru a false pregnancy and her "pup" is a plastic pig! God Help anyone who tries to touch the pig except me! this stupid dog is trying to get the plastic pig to nurse...and she will not put it down or stop whining at the Pig. I am about ready to lose my mind!!! Everyone says "oh! how cute." Well let me tell you its not cute after the first couple hours!! I actually thought maybe the dog knew something i didn't and was gonna have puppies! But alas...no puppies just a dog with psychiatric problems. Do they have poochie shrinks to help them deal with their issues when they discover that the puppy isnt going to ever do anything? how traumatic!!! I dont know if they have them or not, but if this dog doesnt stop this before long im gonna need one for me!!!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 07:28 PM EST [General]
Here is the recipe for my Yuletide drink...guaranteed to instill oodles of christmas cheer in anybody..no matter how straight laced.........
Snowbirds
1 46 oz can pineapple juice
1 large can frozen OJ
1 small can frozen lemonade
1 cup sugar
1 tsp instant tea
1 pint of vodka(or a tad more for the lushes out there)
Mix all ingrediants together and freeze. Thaw out 1/2 hour before serving. Guaranteed you will never taste the alcohol, however they will sneak up on you. Serve at hard to get through family gatherings...the more you drink the more funny Uncle Eds endless stories of "when i was a lad"
