George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years. I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!

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Ive had several people ask me lately about becoming a "TE". Since I know that several of us on here are subs I want to make sure that you understand what you are getting into if you are asked to switch classifications. Alot of people seem to believe that they are moving up if they accept a TE slot.

A "TE" is a transitional employee. You CANNOT be a TE and a RCA at the same time. As an RCA you are somewhat (not alot) protected and cant just be gotten rid of on a whim from mangement. If you resign the RCA spot you can.

The benefit of becoming a TE is you make more money and you get annual leave. Those are the only benefits as far as I can see. With the forecasted cut in regular city positions that is coming TE's and PTF's will be considered excess first. As a TE you will be required to carry anything and everything. You think the phrase "you are the help" applies mostly to RCA's? NOT so...not so at all. You have to make their ideas of time standards every day or your future is looking very bleak indeed. They can get rid of you anytime they feel you are not as fast as they would have liked.

A TE spot does not mean you will be the next PTF in your office. I keep hearing this brandied about as a reason to accept this position. TE's do not get bidding rights as far as I know. PTF's still have to be hired off the PTF list. It doesnot matter that you have seniority or experince. If you are not on that PTF list..you are not getting hired....and even if you are on the list....you still might not get hired since they have a "freeze' on hiring PTF's.

I hope that this helps someone from being lured into the TE trap. A DUAL-APPOINTMENT is a completely different thing. TO these I say go for it...if you dont mind being a PO packmule. You will get the extra hours with a dual and can keep your RCA spot too. Once again tho I caution...they will use you like a borrowed mule and carrying city mail is way different than riding around in your car delivering it. I have done several dual appointments and didnt enjoy any of them. Plus they dont pay very well at all for the crap you put up with. If you need help trying to sort thru the TE debate drop me a message or something and I will help ya all i can....just dont get sucked in....if something sounds to good to be true...it probably is!

 

Here is somewhere to go shopping! : www.uspostalshirts.com

I went and ordered my regular the shirt pcitured below for her birthday..I dont know when her birthday is because she wont tell me since i go kinda overboard on birthdays...but Im gonna make her birthday March 8th..since it will be a year since she had her health problems.

They got some really great shirts on the postal site..but for all you who really love a good foul mouth shirt..im gonna recommend www.foulmouthshirts.com.....This site is not for the faint of heart..these are some really ballseye foul shirts! If you cant find what you want on one of these two sites get in touch with me and Ill point out a few more to ya..I have loads of cool links to check out!

Anyone else have problems with trolls in your POV? MY blazer starts on minute wont start the  next minute. It growls and clanks and thumps! The steering and electrical systems go haywire and then fix themselves! Kicks, threats and thumps with your fist all seem to scare the trolls into behaving themselves for a short period of time. One explanation could be mechanical failure but I dont think so. It isnt like I drive like a crazy person or anything like that.(HA) Things that are broke just dont fix themselves.

I am conducting secret experiments to revise a troll cure that involves chicken feet, magic dust and Holy water. Once i patent it I plan a mass marketing to all rural carriers for the cure of troll related issues, however, it will not be available for postal owned vehicles since we need to conserve the wildlife and trolls seem to prefer any autos that frequent postal lots. We got to provide them some place to live. 

*footnote** I havent lost it just having some fun but i DO have trolls or gremlins.

 

Anyone ever had a pooch thats had a false pregnancy? If not would you like one? Im going bonkers right along with my pooch! My chiuahua is going thru a false pregnancy and her "pup" is a plastic pig! God Help anyone who tries to touch the pig except me! this stupid dog is trying to get the plastic pig to nurse...and she will not put it down or stop whining at the Pig. I am about ready to lose my mind!!! Everyone says "oh! how cute." Well let me tell you its not cute after the first couple hours!! I actually thought maybe the dog knew something i didn't and was gonna have puppies! But alas...no puppies just a dog with psychiatric problems. Do they have poochie shrinks to help them deal with their issues when they discover that the puppy isnt going to ever do anything? how traumatic!!! I dont know if they have them or not, but if this dog doesnt stop this before long im gonna need one for me!!!